“How do I start this?” I thought. “How do I start this without
coming off as a self-centered, somewhat conceited, egotistical attention-whore?”
I thought. Then, I thought “I can’t. That’s what I am.” They say acceptance is
half the battle, right? So…
Welcome to the blog of a 39 year old self-centered, somewhat
conceited, egotistical attention-whore! Pull up a chair! Oh honey, not that one;
that one makes your thighs look fat. That one, yeah. That’s good. And here’s an
afghan. That’s better. WELCOME ONE AND ALL… or better yet, WELCOME, ALL FIVE OF
YOU! Today, is my birthday!!! For those that would like to send gifts, I don’t mind
that much if they are late, as long as they aren’t too late, and you may email
me at eveofforty.blogspot@gmail.com
for my P.O. box but do it quickly. First come, first serve. TODAY IS MY
BIRTHDAY!!! Did I mention that today is my birthday? IT IS!
So my birthday was supposed to be the official “launch” of
Eve of Forty but as you know if you’ve been reading, I had a little premature female
ejaculation and released it earlier this week. Sorry. I’m really sorry. That’s never happened to me before. I’ll clean
it up. I swear. In any case, this blog was created with the hot pre-cougar/cougar/jaguar/mountain
lion in mind. Moms or non-moms alike are welcome. Friends and family are
welcome. Men, as always, just like in my twenties, are welcome. I hope that you
aren’t offended by things I say/have said as this is all written in fun and
mostly tongue-in-cheek. Oh, and my husband is reading, so mind your comments
even if I don’t. He’s open-minded but he’s also bat-wielding. Love you, honey!
Enjoy. Have a giggle. Curse me out. Walk my path. Whateva.
This is mine, bitches. Mine, all mine. Not much is these days, but this thing
is.
Did I mention… IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! IT IS!!
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